Smooshy Mushy Baby — three little hines

If you spend most of your time with small children then you’re in the right place because this one’s for you. For the ones who swear in front of their offspring, the ones who thought 2 under 2 would be a breeze, the ones who had three kids and developed a taste for alcohol, the ones who despise their husbands’ for pretty much just existing… Mother-fudgers, I’m looking at you!

And who am I…?

I’m a writer.

I am to motherhood what Regina George is to Mean Girls but with darker hair.

I am an information wrangler.

I’m dedicated to the pursuit of experiencing something new.

I am your source, your lifeline, your comrade.

I am you.

I’ll make sure you know what’s on, when and where so you don’t wind up at #afp (another f***ing park) every weekend. I’ll share the good, the bad and the downright ugly so you can feel reassured you’re not the only one.

So come on in and enjoy…